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This is why I need to have a wedding: Blog fodder for weeks.

The bride added:

“I felt like telling her she could keep her $50 and her guilt trip, too, but decided I would have my revenge by having a long, happy, secular marriage instead.”

I am sooooo gonna invite 329423 religious people to my eventual wedding. I just need a *really* heathentastic place to hold it.
(via PassiveAggressiveNotes — thanks to Alice for the link!)