I don’t know why it took this long for someone to tell me about Barry Louis Polisar:
This man is a genius.
Just check out the lyrics:
I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field
Than on my plate at supper being served up as the meal.
And though I do like hamburger, fried chicken or a steak,
I prefer my chickens cackling to fried, cooked or baked.
I stopped eating animals and I’m glad I finally did;
But I get my protein ’cause I eat kids.
(Thanks to Rick for the link!)