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These two headlines fit together nicely…

And…

Evangelicals want to stop Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign because she’s obviously trying to convince children to stray from the Christian faith!

It all makes sense now…

Here’s something else that doesn’t make sense: Evangelicals don’t want the government telling people what they should or shouldn’t eat, but they have no problem with the government telling women what to do with their bodies.

How do Evangelicals get through the day without constantly feeling ashamed of themselves…?