Last week, I ran this contest:
If religions were fonts, what fonts would they be and why…?
Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)!
10|
The font for Scientology would be Times Extra New Roman, which they promise is newer and better than all the old fonts, costs $10,000, but ends up looking exactly the same.
(Please don’t sue me.)
(HM)
9|
Times Old Roman – because there’s nothing like some good ol’ fashioned human sacrifice, child boinking and lead poisoning induced brain tumors.
(Boo)
8|
Times New Roman Catholic – Important letters wear a mitre in the form of a 15pt caret.
(Paineroo)
7|
Courier, a font based on an obsolete technology (typewriters).
6|
doesn’t matter AS LONG AS IT’S WRITTEN IN CAPS
(ash)
5|
Wingdings – It says a lot, but none of it makes any sense.
4|
Times New Roman 12 pt, because it’s what they were given by default and they’ve never thought about other options.
3|
Arial Narrow-Minded
2|
I’m going with MT (monotype) Symbol.
Say it out loud: “M.T. Symbol.”
1|
Catholicism would be You’re Going to Hell-vetica
(Wasyl)
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
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If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest (sticking with the previous theme):
If religions were flavors of ice cream, what flavors would they be and why…?
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
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