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Last week, I asked this question:

Who is Richard Dawkins talking to in the picture below?
What is their conversation?

DawkinsonPhone

Here are the Top 5 answers (with submitters)!
5|

“Hello P-Zed? Harris has gone over to the other side. No, not THAT side. He’s allying himself with the fr*mers. Pity. Unleash your Pharynguloid minions.”
(Siamang)

4|

(Dawkins answers phone)
[heavy breathing]
Dawkins: Who is this?
Haggard: I need your paws on me you dirty ape you.
Dawkins: …
(cue photo)
(NYCatheist)

3|

“No….
No.
The red wire.
Right.
It’s beeping?
Route the clock to the main circ-
What do you mean countdown?!
Look, just pull the prongs out of the C4 and it should be-
Dynamite? You said C4!
No… NO!
S- Stop praying! It won’t hel-”
*BOOM*
*Line goes silent*
“I hate my other job…”
(Anon)

2|

“Mrs. Garrison? How did you get this number? I told you to never call again.”
(Darwin’s Dagger)

1|

“You found a what?”
“A rabbit?”
“In the precambrian?”
“Well, shit…”
(Bart)

Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!

FriendlyAtheistBand


If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:

What is Christopher Hitchens so mad about in the picture below?

HitchensMad

Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!

[tags]atheist, atheism, contest, Pharyngula, PZ Myers[/tags]