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Phil Ferguson has an entertaining idea for the Creation Museum’s Governor-approved, soon-to-be Ark Park:

Once they get done building the Ark in Kentucky…. Go there and make a music video… I’m On An Ark! Try to include as much bible and Noah talk as possible.

A skeptic-themed video, mind you. Not like “Baby Got Book.”
Phil’s calling for suggestions for song lyrics. Can we crowdsource this song…?
Tell you what, if you contribute a rhyming verse (of at least two lines), you’ll be entered in a random drawing to win a copy of Original Sinners by John Coats. I’ll pick two winners next week.
(If you want to be entered in the drawing, you must live within the US and you must put the word “magnets” at the end of the comment!)