It’s my birthday (yay!) and with all the Speech Team stuff going on, I haven’t had time to plan any sort of celebration. That, and it’s not really a big deal to turn 26. (It was much cooler last year when I turned 25 on the 25th.)
Just for your amusement, though, here’s me sometime during my first year or so:

I was a stud back then, too…
Anyway, if you’re so inclined to get me a present… it would be wonderful if you could make a $26 donation to the Secular Student Alliance. Every bit helps. Plus, it’s cheaper than buying me a new car. (Hint, hint, parents.)
As an added incentive, if you make a contribution, you will be entered in a random drawing to receive your choice of an atheist necklace, courtesy of Surly-Ramics:


(You can buy your own necklace here!)
If you still desire to buy me another present after you make your generous donation, I *totally* want these:

(Pic via sgoralnick. Thanks to John for the link!)