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Man! I knew we shouldn’t have announced this on April Fools’ Day.

Now nobody’s going to believe it…

Scientology and Atheism unite, ‘sexy’ worldwide demonstrations scheduled

In an historic move, the surging Global Atheist Movement has officially joined forces with the controversial Church of Scientology to form a new organisation, 1Truth, capable of taking on the world’s major religions.

Although rumours of an amalgamation with the Church of Scientology have been circulating for some time, they had previously been dismissed by analysts as fanciful.

But GAM Australia CEO, Bryan McGee, has told the groups are a perfect fit.

“Although, by definition, we are anti-religion, Scientology is not so much a belief system as an integrated method of knowing,” he said.

“Their beliefs and practices are based on science — hence the name.

I take it we have to be nice to Tom Cruise now…?

(via The Religion Virus)