In order to raise money for Skepticon 4 later this year, the team members there are creating handmade “Skepticards” for Valentine’s Day:


As a math person, I really like the 95% one, though I would prefer the wording: “You’re more than three standard deviations above the mean in Awesomeness.”
(By the way, they’ll also make custom cards with the message of your choice!)
The cards are $5 each and the money’s going to a great cause, so act early and pick one (or more?) up.