Slightly paraphrased, but it went something like this:
Friend: So you’re an atheist…?
Me: Yep.
Friend: You don’t believe in God??
Me: Nope.
Friend: You don’t celebrate Christmas or Easter???
Me: Not really… but I do the whole “gift” thing with friends and family.
Friend: Do you celebrate your birthday?!
Nope.
Never.
Atheists don’t have birthdays.
Didn’t everybody know that?
[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]