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I caved.

I’m on Twitter now. If you’d like to follow me, my dream of having thousands of stalkers will soon be achieved. You can find me at

I know this outs me as a Luddite, but I know very little about how to use it.

My immediate questions:

  • How do I Tweet without being annoying?
  • How often am I supposed to Tweet?
  • How do I not let this take over my life?
  • Is Tweet capitalized? What’s the past tense? I hope it’s not twat.

If you have any advice or hints, please let me know 🙂