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Indian people: We make up 0% of the NBA, 0% of the NFL, 0% of the NHL, and 37% of the Scripps National Spelling Bee semifinalists.
And this is why watching the Spelling Bee semifinals (on ESPN) and finals (on ABC) on Thursday will be awesome. 15 of the 41 remaining contestants are Indian. We probably have a common ancestor more recently than you. Hell, I’m probably closely related to several of them. Which means when one of them wins the Bee, I’ve won the Bee.
Don’t argue with my logic.
This will be *so* much more compelling than watching LeBron.
My money’s on Sidharth Chand, the runner-up from last year.