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I have a weak will. I’ve been in the house for 90 minutes and the pancake batter is already whispering my name.

“Andy, I’ll go bad if you don’t eat some pancakes,” it says.

It’s smart. Not only is it pointing out that, yes, delicious pancakes are available, but I’d be throwing money away if the batter spoils.

I’m having cakes in a pan. I think the blueberries will make them healthy.

Enjoy the 3!

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...