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The funny thing about my divorce…

(Some of you are saying “Oh, no, Andy’s talking about his divorce again.” I want to remind you Lenny Bruce was reading his court papers to audiences for a while.)

… is that I’m at my ex-wife’s house 3 days out of the week. I’m the primary caretaker of my gene machines even though they don’t live me.

My ex just got a puppy. My youngest just discovered the joys of cleaning up barf-shit.


Enjoy the 3.

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...