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It’s Friday afternoon and another week is gone. I got this weeks big epiphany when I was watching the trailer for Alien: Covenant. There’s a shot of the critter jumping out of its gooey egg and about to implant itself on a face.

Hmmm… that looks like an angry vagina.

When you think about it, it all makes sense. If the adult form of the alien looks like an angry penis why shouldn’t its earlier form look like an angry vagina?

Enjoy the 3!

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...