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Guns. They’re everywhere in ‘Merica. Parts of the country are petridishes that incubate all sorts of dysfunction. Low standards of living and high levels of gun violence go hand-in-hand.

If I were doing stand-up right now I’d break the tension and talk about how I sound like Sean Connery when I try to speak with a lot of spit in my mouth. Honest. I just discovered that weird fact this morning.

Enjoy these three bits about guns and gun violence.


Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...