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It’s Sunday afternoon and nothing too bad has happened. My 15-year-old son just coughed onto my girlfriend’s plate of food. That was magic. Currently I’m the only one not sick. Both kids, my girlfriend, and several of the people I work with are ill. I alone stand tall in a sea of germs.

Alas, that won’t last forever. I am typically the last one to fall ill. I’m sure even as I write this there are insurgent pathogens blowing up my white cells.

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...