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I’m making April  Vladimir Putin Gangbangs Goats Month here on the bl0g. I’ve made fun of, well, a lot of people. Putin, however, has not been a target and I apologize for that, Disbelievers.

If I play my cards right and get enough laughs, Russian hackers will take down Patheos and I will be found dead in the back seat of my car. It’ll be called a suicide even though I got shot in the back of the head.

High hopes!

Enjoy today’s 3!

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...