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If we were going to rewrite Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar and make Trump the title character, it would be a dark comedy. In this new rendition of the classic, Trump/Caesar would be constantly be putting himself into situations that would be life threatening.

  • He’d talk smack about his loyal underlings.
  • He’d install military men and then he’d act like a lunatic.
  • Oh, and he’d piss off his own security services.

From the beginning, I thought he’d get assassinated by someone within the military or secret service. Time will tell.

Here’s the 3!

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...