
Epistle to FOX News
God’s letter to FOX News chides them for worshipping at the feet of the false gods: hyperbole, the Golden Calf that is Donald Trump, and dog whistles to religious fanatics. God points out that scooping out cat poo out of the litter box is more educational than watching FOX News. God ends the letter with a proclamation that a fair and balanced view of American domestic politics can only be gleaned through the eyes of the international press.