The NRA brands these 5 guns “For the fetus who may love their mom but doesn’t trust her 100%.”
With the Supreme Court shooting down Roe vs Wade, it seemed only logical for gun manufacturers to create firearms to protect life in the womb.
Here are the top 5 guns for fetuses as rated by the National Rifleman’s Association.
The STNGR AR-15 Free Float Handguard HWK – You need the free float handguard while floating in amniotic fluid.
Ruger .22 Six Shooter – For the fetus who wants that classic Western firearm look.
Wilson Combat Sig P320 – It’s not a man-stopper; it has mom-stopping power.
“Baby Hands” Snubnosed .38 Special – Perfectly sized for wee hands.
T-34 Russian Tank – Many consider this the tank that won WW2. It’s what your favorite fetus wants.
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