Reading Time: 2minutesPolice defend cellphone towers from an angry mob.
A recent study reveals the vast majority of people who are attacking cellphone towers aren’t quite sure what conspiracy they are fighting. The paper titled Coronavirus, 5 G, and Panic appears on the site Psychology.
An attack on cellphone towers in the United Kingdom over the weekend comes as conspiracy theory connecting 5G to the spread of coronavirus continue to gain momentum on social media.
Four of Vodaphone’s towers were attacked in this past weekend, according to the multinational telecommunications company. Three other telecommunications companies joined Vodafone in condemning the attack.
While many in the media pointed to COVID-19 as the cause of the attacks, Professor Andrew Canard from the Theological Institute of Technology (TIT) suspected most idiots involved didn’t have a clear idea.
“An argument can be made the current panic over the coronavirus is the match that created an atmosphere conducive to idiocy,” Professor Canard stated,” those infected with said idiocy can’t clearly state why they attacked the towers. Their answers are all over the place.”
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“The thing is, one person will give multiple reasons for attacking cellphone towers,” Professor Canard sighed. “It’s as if they have no insight whatsoever.”
He went on to say he suspected the attacks will end soon. However, they will be replaced by something even more inane.
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