“This explains why anti-Canada sentiment has been growing in the United States ever since Mr. Trudeau became Prime Minister,” explained Dr. Andrew Kinard. “Not only are the subjects repressing their homoerotic feelings and projecting their self-loathing onto the gay community, but Canada itself has become a target for hate.”
Republican Senators, Representatives, as well as leaders of the American religious right, howled in protest at the study’s controversial conclusion. A bill has been introduced in both houses of the legislature protecting Christian religious liberties by preventing Prime Minister Trudeau from wearing “well fitting pants” on any and all visits the leader of Canada takes to the United States.
“Did you see him dance at the Gay Pride Parade in Toronto?” asked an anonymous Senator from a red state. “That is an insult to my deeply held beliefs.”
Dr. Kinard observes that such a response from the homophobic men is to be expected since they secretly want the Canadian Prime Minister’s hard belief deeply inserted into them.
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