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Canadian Liberal Party leader Justin Trudeau walks from the parliament to give a press conference in Ottawa on October 20, 2015 after winning the general elections.    AFP PHOTO/NICHOLAS KAMM        (Photo credit should read NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)
Some Republicans are demanding that this man stops wearing clothes altogether. 

A new study of 10,000 male homophobes from across the United States of America shows that 98% secretly want to be power bottoms for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

“This explains why anti-Canada sentiment has been growing in the United States ever since Mr. Trudeau became Prime Minister,” explained Dr. Andrew Kinard. “Not only are the subjects repressing their homoerotic feelings and projecting their self-loathing onto the gay community, but Canada itself has become a target for hate.”

Republican Senators, Representatives, as well as leaders of the American religious right, howled in protest at the study’s controversial conclusion. A bill has been introduced in both houses of the legislature protecting Christian religious liberties by preventing Prime Minister Trudeau from wearing “well fitting pants” on any and all visits the leader of Canada takes to the United States.

“Did you see him dance at the Gay Pride Parade in Toronto?” asked an anonymous Senator from a red state. “That is an insult to my deeply held beliefs.”

Dr. Kinard observes that such a response from the homophobic men is to be expected since they secretly want the Canadian Prime Minister’s hard belief deeply inserted into them.

Prime Minister Trudeau is trying to de-escalate the political tensions between the two countries by pledging never to wear tailored pants in the United States ever again.


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