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Climate activist Greta Thunberg poured a gallon of gasoline over far-right misogynist Andrew Tate’s Twitter account recently and lit it on fire. Many of the Twitteratti observed the savage burn say it was well deserved.

In some ways, the exchange is similar to the game show Jeopardy. Greta answered, “Who is low dick energy?” succinctly. Many believe she would’ve made it a true daily double if given the opportunity.

NBC News offered a quick review of Andrew Tate’s august career.

He has attracted attention in large part due to his extreme statements: comparing women to property, graphically describing how he would assault a woman for accusing him of cheating and claiming that men would rather date 18- and 19-year-olds over women in their mid-20s because the younger women would have had sex with fewer men.

After being set on fire, Andrew Tate’s Twitter account was rushed to an area hospital where it received the best treatment despite its rude and crude comments to female healthcare workers. Anonymous sources say that the Twitter account may never be the same. However, these same sources believe that its small dick energy will be unaffected.

Dr. Andrew Canard was the physician who treated the Twitter account. He says he hasn’t seen third-degree burns like this for quite some time. “Mr. Tate was not aware of who he was dealing with,” Dr. Canard said. “It’s not the first time someone got burned badly on Twitter, but this one was pretty hilarious.”

Those close to Andrew Tate say he’s excited about the publicity. Up until now no one outside of a small circle jerk of incels actually knew who he was. Even though his name will forever be connected with small phallus energy, Mr. Tate believes his new popularity will help him rope in more idiots willing to pay top dollar in order to get some of his “red meat alpha male advice.”

In related news, Twitter CEO Elon Musk says he has the bedbug problem at Twitter headquarters under control.

UPDATE: This part is 100% real news and here is the link to the story Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Takedown Inadvertently Leads to Andrew Tate’s Arrest for Human Trafficking.

Are you sitting down? I’ve found that I like my schadenfreude served while seated. Maybe you’re more of a stand-up and gnosh type.

But I digress. Let’s take a bite out of this story.

Andrew Tate is sitting in a Romanian jail cell after being arrested for human trafficking on Thursday. Incredibly, he reportedly tipped off Romanian authorities of his whereabouts in a video responding to climate activist Greta Thunberg and her sick burn of him.

But it kids weirder, kids. It was a pizza that did him in.

In an attempt to save face, on Thursday Tate uploaded a video in which he responded to Thunberg’s mockery while smoking a cigar and eating a pizza. The only problem? The pizza box was from a local pizza chain—alerting Romanian authorities of his presence in the country.

Not only did the authorities arrest Andrew, but they picked up his brother Tristan as well. The charges revolve around the two trapping six women and physically forcing them to make pornography.

The Romanian police are officially on my Christmas card list for next year.

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...