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Scott Pruitt is out and Deepwater Horizon is in.

 

Scott Pruitt resigned as head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) due to his many scandals. Wanting to start with a clean slate, President Trump skipped over Andrew Wheeler, the deputy head of the EPA, and chose the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill to be in charge.

Republicans support the decision 100%.

“Andy would’ve gutted the EPA,” stated Senator Andrew Canard (R-MS). “President Trump showed us all how a professional destroys clean air and water. He went with one of the top ten man made environmental disasters in human history!”

Democrats insist they are not playing politics when they say placing the 210 million gallon oil spill in charge of the environment a horrible idea. After all, how can an entity responsible for killing marine life in record numbers possibly protect America’s shoreline and coastal waters?

The EPA reacted to such charges by stating the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill will recuse himself from any and all issues concerning such matters. All issues regarding off shore drilling will be handled by Deepwater’s assistant, the Chernobyl Disaster.

Environmentalists are not reassured.

“The EPA says the Deepwater Oil Spill and Chernobyl ‘have extensive experience with man made disasters and their impact on the environment,’” stated Massachusetts’ Senator Elizabeth Warren. “They ARE man made disasters who wrecked the environment. Have you read the book they co-authored, We’re Turning Earth Into A Living Hell HA! HA! HA! HA! ?”

Podcasters and YouTube pundits are ecstatic President Trump is sticking it to the libtards, regardless of the consequences. Media experts observe there is a positive correlation between how stupid Trump is and how many new subscribers alt-right YouTube channels and podcasts get. “I’ve monetized SJW tears,” remarked one YouTube personality. “Have you seen how many people contribute to my Patreon account every month?”

Responding to the new threat, environmentalists are creating a modern day Underground Railroad for America’s wetlands, preserves, and other environmentally fragile areas. Under the cover of night they are being transported to Canada. Some already made the move. Floridians woke up today to realize the Everglades are gone. There are rumors the Everglades are doing well and living in a two bedroom loft in Toronto.


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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...