Reading Time: 2 minutes {"uid":"D1899E3A-710F-4D28-B50A-6AD73C1EB6CE_1611875104695","source":"other","origin":"unknown"}
Reading Time: 2 minutes

YouTube video

Washington DC- Champ Biden, President Joe Biden’s German shepherd, took a bite out of crime today when he bit down hard on Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Champ Biden Chomps Down Hard

“He’s a good dog,” explained Agent Canard. “But he attacked her like Captain America would go after Hitler.”

Onlookers report no one attempted to separate Champ from the politician who is a rabid supporter of QAnon  In fact, several people literally turned the other way and checked their phones, chewed bubble gum, or whistled happy tunes.

One anonymous bystander summed it up, “She’s about as popular as Ted Cruz.”

The Damage

Champ Biden, despite his best efforts, only bit down on Greene’s jacket. At no point did his teeth pierce her racist, crazy skin.

Champ’s publicist sent out a press release hours later. He did not apologize for the assault:

Representative Greene wants us all to live in a dog-eat-dog world and she discovered what it’s like to be on the receiving end of of trouble. She mocked the deaths of children at Sandy Hook. She made fun of the teens who died at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. If my client bit her for real, he would’ve done the world a favor.

My client is sleeping easy tonight.

After all, all dogs go to heaven.

Reports say House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sent over a bag of doggie treats for Champ.

In related news, the Trump International Airport opens.


Buy here!

Stay in touch! Like Laughing in Disbelief on Facebook:


Avatar photo

Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...