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OK, I’ve watched this video a few times. The candy argument for virtue is complicated but these two wacky kids are able to stitch it all together and now I’m a firm believer in high fructose corn syrup.

In their defense, I think Thomas Aquinas used Fruit Gushers as one of his proofs for the existence of God.

Check out this slice of fried gold.



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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...