These jokes are going to mean nothing to you if you’re not aware of, well, the newest incident.
I’m going to let NBC News tell the tale with its story Trump suggests ‘injection’ of disinfectant to beat coronavirus and ‘clean’ the lungs.
President Donald Trump suggested the possibility of an “injection” of disinfectant into a person infected with the coronavirus as a deterrent to the virus during his daily briefing Thursday.
Trump made the remark after Bill Bryan, who leads the Department of Homeland Security’s science and technology division, gave a presentation on research his team has conducted that shows that the virus doesn’t live as long in warmer and more humid temperatures. Bryan said, “The virus dies quickest in sunlight,” leaving Trump to wonder whether you could bring the light “inside the body.”
“So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just a very powerful light — and I think you said that hasn’t been checked because of the testing,” Trump said, speaking to Bryan during the briefing. “And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that, too.”
Let’s cut to the jokes.
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— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 24, 2020
— Andrew Hall (@LaughPurgatory) April 24, 2020
— Seth Andrews (@SethAndrewsTTA) April 24, 2020