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For President Trump’s bold leadership during the coronavirus crisis, Liberty University granted him an honorary degree in “Liberate Studies.”

Sparky the Eagle is the official mascot of Liberty University. He had this to say about the honor bestowed on Donald Trump.

I’m an eagle, and I know America. Our nation is a Christian nation. Our founding fathers sailed to this land to liberate it from the natives who were already here. Settlers worked hard to liberate the land from the environment. President Donald Trump is continuing that proud tradition. While godless science is bossing people around and telling them not to get sick, our commander-in-chief is faithfully urging true believers to fight socialist distancing.


The academic accolade comes right after a weekend of protests inspired by Donald Trump.

USA Today reports:

WASHINGTON – Democratic and Republican governors pushed back Sunday on President Donald Trump’s tweets to “liberate” states where people protested social distancing measures enacted to slow the spread of the coronavirus.

“LIBERATE MINNESOTA!” the president exclaimed in one tweet. “LIBERATE MICHIGAN!” he cried in another. “LIBERATE VIRGINIA! and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!” he wrote in a third.

Experts noted a drastic rise in Trump supporters screaming “GIVE ME LIBERTY AND GIVE ME DEATH.”

The White House issued a statement thanking Liberty University and Mr. Eagle.

In related news, Donald Trump’s 1-800 line for kids is a smashing success.

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...