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Forty years ago, Republicans had it easy. They were against Russian aggression, didn’t try to overthrow the US government, and disliked people who had AIDS.

Wow, times have changed! (Well, except for the AIDS part.)

There are cracks, crevices, nooks, and crannies in the GOP and that makes things super confusing for your up-and-coming young conservative. The Hill reports that former Vice President Mike Pence gave something akin to a remedial class for right-wingers on who the baddies are.

“There is no room in this party for apologists for Putin. There is only room for champions of freedom,” Pence will tell a gathering of Republican National Committee (RNC) donors, according to excerpts shared with The Hill.

The Hill

For those who need further guidance, OnlySky consultant Dr. Andrew Canard created a handy table for confused conservatives.

IssueTrump RepublicanTraditional Republican
The United States of AmericaWe’re not anti-American as much as
we’re pro-oligarch.
Loves apple pie and July 4th.
Russia Putin is a genius.We begin bombing in 5 minutes.
ElectionsElections are gross! They get in
the way of stealing stuff.
Wait, what? Trump conservatives
hate elections? What’s next? Attacking
Washington DC?
Attacking the CapitolYeah, baby! That’s what we’re talking
Wow. Maybe it was a mistake for us to
water and feed antigovernment sentiment for decades.

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