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Elon Musk wants to buy Alex Jones’ company, Infowars. The embattled Jones was about to have the company declare bankruptcy when Musk made the offer to buy the company for 100,000 dogecoins ($14,000). Jones made a public statement earlier today saying he’s strongly considering the offer.

Many insiders are wondering what is going on with the mercurial Musk. He’s currently attempting to take over the social media platform Twitter with a $43 billion offer to stockholders. Many conservatives believe Musk wants to combine Twitter and Infowars together in order to fight the globalists and allow white America to claim its birthright and use the N-word without fear of being canceled.

I’m fighting for free speech. Infowars and Twitter were made for each other.

Elon Musk

Professor Andrew Canard is an expert in the sociology of the internet. He teaches at Miskatonic University. His books include Libertarian Online Communities Become Nazi Germany In Three Minutes and Russian Bots Love Free Speech. “Have you ever wondered What would happen if the Salem Witch Trials and Tucker Carlson had a love baby? Well, that would be Musk’s InfoTwits,” Professor Canard said.

Musk is quick to defend his pro-oligarch and libertarian vision for InfoTwits. “What America needs is a massive social media platform where howler monkeys can type randomly without censorship,” he said. “Just think about all the Shakespeare they’re going to create.”

FOX News media mogul Rupert Murdoch is completely against the plan. FOX News’s domination of alternative reality right-wing propaganda would be challenged by InfoTwits. In a Murdoch vs Musk media war, the smart money is on the twits.


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