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President Trump may be going to jail for having a dirty mouth.

The Poison Control Center for New York City (PCCNYC) issued an arrest warrant for the President of the United States of America early today. The reason?

Toxic stupidity.

On April 23 President Trump reflected how ingesting disinfectants could fight COVID-19

And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute.  One minute.  And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning.  Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.  So it would be interesting to check that.  So, that, you’re going to have to use medical doctors with.  But it sounds — it sounds interesting to me.

Officials at the PCCNYC were stunned. For the commander-in-chief to suggest imbibing bleach or only other type of cleaner to wash away the virus already in human bodies was both ludicrous and dangerous. After all, a certain portion of the population takes President Trump seriously and will do whatever he says.

Something had to be done.

Yes, Poison Control Can Issue Arrest Warrants

Under an NYC statute titled The 1918 Criminal Negligence and Public Officials, the Department of Public Health can arrest elected and non-elected officials for spreading lies that negatively affect the health of the people of New York City. Created during the Spanish Flu epidemic the law helped keep politicians in line.

Andrew Canard heads the PCCNYC and offered some historical insight. “In 1918 there were several City Council members who wanted to spread hatred towards minorities and used the Spanish Flu as a way to do it,” he said. “The law was passed and once a few people were arrested, things settled down. We’re hoping President Trump and his cronies take note.”

The law allows the NYCPD to apprehend any official who knowingly assists the spread of disinformation. And that means most of the Trump administration can’t step foot into The Big Apple without a chance of going to jail.

President Trump and the White House haven’t responded to this bizarre turn of events.

In related news, NYC residents rushed to psychiatric lockup units due to mole children.

 


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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...