Washington DC – President Trump was rushed to an area hospital earlier today after watching the movie Jaws on the Spanish language station Telemundo. Eyewitnesses at the scene report President Trump was enjoying a McDonald’s/Burger King combo brunch with the television on in the background.
Apparently, the President wasn’t aware someone turned the channel from FOX News to Telemundo. While downing his second McPancake/Whopper, he realized the classic 1975 film of a killer shark attacking swimmers on the 4th of July was playing.
President Trump announced he loved Jaws and always felt sympathy for the shark. “Sharks are the winners of the ocean, and no one ever fired a shark for being lazy,” the President quipped.
Within moments everything went horribly wrong.
Once it dawned upon the commander-in-chief the wholesome white people in the movie were not speaking American, he became visibly anxious and agitated. “What is this? Is this some trick of Mexico?” Within minutes an ambulance arrived to take him to the hospital.
No one knows who turned the television channel to Telemundo. There are suspicions whoever did it was, in fact, trying to kill Trump. One anonymous White House staffer stated,”This was an inside job, and we’re going to find an illegal Mexican as a scapegoat.”
President Trump is reported to be in good health and should be back in the White House shortly.
Andrew Hall is the author of Laughing in Disbelief. Besides writing a blog, co-hosting the Naked Diner, he wrote two books, Vampires, Lovers, and Other Strangers and God’s Diary: January 2017
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