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The scientific horoscope this week will educate you on neutrinos, Mongolian voles, Elon Musk’s Neuralink, and more!

Aries

You may feel like you’re hitting your head against the wall this week. Look on the bright side of things! At least you won’t die by brachiosaurus vomit.

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Taurus

You are grabbing the horns of a dilemma this week! Through your own effort, you are engineering one heck of a life. These Mongolian voles are also working hard by engineering their ecosystem.

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Gemini

You will be of two minds on an important topic. Think about your long-term goals. Great Britain is thinking long and hard about how to deal with its dependence on fossil fuels.

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Cancer

You may feel spooked out. However, ghosts don’t exist. But ghost particles do. There is a small chance you’re going to see a neutrino this week!

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Leo

You’re going to hear and read about war in Europe, and it may leave you wondering, “Can humanity survive a nuclear war?” This article will answer that question.

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Virgo

A loved one will face challenges and may come to you for help. Medical science is coming to help all of us, Virgo. Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain chip may be a game-changer.

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Scorpio

You will look at your bank account and wonder, “This doesn’t look right.” Chile’s new president is checking the country’s finances and vowing to raise science funding significantly.

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Saggitarius

Even though your aim is true in most situations, even the best of us forget to do an important daily activity. Have hope! New technology may make that once-a-day pill you take into a pill you take once every three weeks.

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Capricorn

You may find yourself in the trouble bubble! But the odds are in your favor! Atheists only made up 0.1% of the federal prison population.

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Aquarius

No matter what life throws your way endurance is your middle name, Aquarius. Endurance is also the name of the wooden ship that sank 107 years ago and is still in excellent condition.

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