THE MAJORITY OPINION IN PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP V. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is possibly the funniest thing you’re going to read today. And I didn’t write it. The satirical article’s home is over at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. It’s a great site with gaggles of talented people creating the funny.
With all facts in plain view, and the weight of our shared history of jurisprudence bearing down upon this Chamber, it falls to this Court to take up this matter such that the powers vested in the judiciary are made clear before the People. President Trump signed Final Executive Order No. 1 into law on June 28, 2018, effectively disbanding the tripartite structure of the United States Federal Government as was traditionally conceived.
It spirals into a maelstrom of crazy after that.
Eduardo Martinez Jr penned the piece. He’s written other jewels for the site like YES, SATAN IS VOLATILE AND UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT CONSIDER THE DANGERS OF A PRESIDENT LUCIFER.
Here’s what his McSweeney’s bio says about him:
Eduardo Martinez Jr. is an Atlanta-based writer, attorney, master-of-ceremonies and AKC-registered Siberian Husky. He holds degrees from New York University, the Emory University School of Law, and the Jason Bourne School of Navigating European Capitals.
He sounds like a very interesting Siberian Husky!