This isn’t a Poe/fake story. It is 100% real and 100% crazy.
The televangelist Jim Bakker wants to sell you buckets of food. Buckets of the stuff. Check out this video RWW News: Bakker: Buy My Food Buckets Because Anti-Trump Riots May Lead To Civil War
If you’re anything like me, you’re wondering I could lose a few pounds, even though Jim Bakker is obviously out to steal people’s money, maybe this would be a good way to shed the weight and save some money.
Really, that was my first thought concerning food in a bucket.
This could be one of the reasons why my girlfriend says I’m health resistant.
Intrigued by the possibility of getting food in a bucket, I went over to ShysterJimBakker.com.
You may be surprised that the bucket of food wasn’t what Minister Bakker made it out to be.
You can buy one year’s worth of food-in-a-bucket for the low low price of $650.00. Now, you’re not getting all that food in one bucket. You get four buckets that are reported to have a total of 197,560 calories.
That seemed low to me.
That’s because it is!
The average serving is 166 calories. That’s about 560 calories a day.
This is America. We eat at least 4 times that a day. Even in the anti-Trump apocalypse, real Americans are going to eat a lot and watch Dancing with the Stars.
It almost makes you lose your faith in shysters.
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