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How’s my day going? As some of you know, I slammed the edge of my pinkie in my car’s trunk yesterday. Nothing too serious, but now the letter “a” can suck my balls because my pinkie hurts whenever I type that infernal vowel. I’m just realizing that my current relationship with “a” can be generalized to a lot of my dating history. Hurt me enough and I want you to suck my balls.
#ShameSpiral
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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets... More by Andrew Hall
