The war in Ukraine is about to enter a bloodier stage as Russian forces mass in order to push out the Ukrainian military from the Donbas region.
As the Ukrainian people fight for their lives, many Americans are rededicating themselves to stupidity. Our man on the street asked some of them what their thoughts are on the escalating conflict and the humanitarian tragedy.
I’m sending thoughts and prayers to the Uranians.
– Amy Fortiori
Tucker Carlson said Hillary Clinton is running critical race theory concentration camps over there.
– Tom Drake
Can I say the N-word? Please? It’s quite relevant to World War III.
– James “Double Whopper” Cammish
I’d like to use the N-word, too. Because Hunter Biden hates America.
– Karen McKaren
How can I summarize such a tragedy into a soundbite? Don’t include me in your train of stupid.
– William “Toshi” Pearce
If it isn’t a solution to a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune I’m not interested.
– Andrew Canard
God is testing us all. He’s testing some of us with fragmentation bombs. He’s testing me with the ball pit at Chuk E. Cheese.
– Father Coughlin
The war in Ukraine? Wake up sheeple! The real enemy is Jewish transexual uteruses who want to vote by mail.
– Dan Slade
In related news, Vladimir Putin hosts first ever Kremlin bake sale.
Thanks to Unsplash.com for the lovely images of everyday people.