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Here are three sexually awkward haiku. These are ripped from the pages of my life. Each one condenses a long story into the traditional Japanese three-line, 5-7-5 syllable structure.
Am I proud of my intercourse-based poetry?
Yes. Yes, indeedy.
We are not here to shame! We are here to uplift each other even when that means talking about embarrassing events. The truth of the matter is, we live awkwardly and that means we oftentimes love clumsily.
Do you have a sexually awkward haiku in you? Feel free to tweet me @LaughPurgatory. Perhaps we can make #sexuallyawkwardhaiku a trend?
I hope you enjoy these bagatelles.
Orgasms on the office desk
Best meeting ever
The cop was pleasant
We met at the gym
Old enough to be my mom
Hard candies are nice