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The United Kingdom’s New Holiday Is July 4th

The British Parliament unanimously passed a law declaring July 4th We Lost The Colonies And Kept Our Sanity Day. Watching the United States of America’s political psychosis is making everyone in the UK realize they dodged a bullet by losing the American Revolution. “Canada was a pleasure to have in the Crown Imperial,” stated the Queen. “The United States would’ve been a dumpster fire. Far worse than Ireland.”

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Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets...