The United Kingdom’s New Holiday Is July 4th
The British Parliament unanimously passed a law declaring July 4th We Lost The Colonies And Kept Our Sanity Day. Watching the United States of America’s political psychosis is making everyone in the UK realize they dodged a bullet by losing the American Revolution. “Canada was a pleasure to have in the Crown Imperial,” stated the Queen. “The United States would’ve been a dumpster fire. Far worse than Ireland.”