Trump Gives Russia BOTH Georgias
Putin has Georgia on his mind. He has designs on the small country in the Caucuses. Wasn’t Joseph Stalin born there? While Putin loves his Mr. Science Novichok Chemistry Kit, the Russian President has a chronic Viagra-esque event when hearing the name Stalin.
After listening to Putin talk about his love for Georgia, Trump thought it was best just to give him the US state. When Putin replied, “Thanks, but all I want is a free hand in the country Georgia,” Trump said he could have both as a sign of good will.