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1 Million Moms attack Disney

Reading Time: 2 minutes One Million Moms is a conservative Christian group that’s attacking Disney for the cartoon Firebuds. These moms are serious and angry. They have a strongly worded letter and trying to boycott Disney. In case you don’t know about One Million Moms, they state they are there “to give moms an impact with the decision-makers and […]

Posted inGeneral

How to lose weight with Jesus

Reading Time: 3 minutes Before talking about how to lose weight with Jesus it’s important to clarify the scriptural basis that, yes, the Lord is concerned that you have put on some pounds. The Messiah wants you to lose them! Therefore, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.   1 Corinthians […]

Posted inSatire

Professor fired for teaching about Uranus

Reading Time: 2 minutes Saint Paul, Minn – An astronomy professor was fired after teaching their class about the planet Uranus. Hamline College adjunct Professor Andrew Canard lost his job after explaining to students basic facts concerning the seventh planet from the Sun. Professor Canard started the lecture in the same manner he taught Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, […]

Posted inComedy

The miracle Jesus can’t do

Reading Time: 3 minutes What do you think of when you hear the word miracle? Perhaps you think of the classic 1947 Christmas comedy written and directed by George Seaton, Miracle on 34th Street? Or if you’re a hockey fan you think about the 1980 Miracle on Ice when the US bested the USSR’s hockey team in the Winter […]

Posted inSatire

QAnon Shaman Jacob Chansley sues Brazil’s Shaman

Reading Time: 3 minutes QAnon Shaman and conspiracy theorist Jacob Chansley is suing Julio Monteiro, the man who is Brazil’s version of his shaman character. Mr. Chansley claims Monteiro is infringing on his intellectual property and is hoping to bring the case to the International Court in The Hague, Netherlands. Americans came to know Jacob Chansley due to his […]

Posted inNews

Dr. Dre drops the hammer on Marjorie Taylor Greene

Reading Time: 3 minutes Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is once again in the news and this time she’s on the receiving end of a cease-and-desist letter from Dr. Dre and his legal team. As you would expect, the Representative from Georgia’s 14th district responded with the maturity of a *middle schooler. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s shenanigans Professing to be a […]

Posted inComedy

God created an 8th day and kept it for Himself

Reading Time: 4 minutes Heaven – A new devastating revelation reveals that God the Almighty created an 8th day of the week just for His own enjoyment. This bombshell is leaving some Christians to wonder what other important matters the Bible has conveniently left out. The 8th day’s genesis Confidential heavenly sources report there have always been rumors among […]

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Mel Gibson gets fired

Reading Time: 4 minutes Mel Gibson was fired Sunday night. The noted actor and antisemite was scheduled to be one of the grand marshals of one of the yearly Mardi Gras parades. And the fact that he was even slated to be one of the two grand marshals will strike many of you odd because, well, Mel Gibson is […]

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