Reading Time: 2 minutes What’s it like to be Christianity’s greatest supervillain, plot to take over the world, and inspire dread in millions of evangelicals and conspiracy theorists before you’ve graduated from high school? We caught up with the Angel of Darkness to find out! When you’re hanging out in your room, hucking cupcakes at the wall, and thinking […]
Kyle Morrison
As a comedy writer, the details of my life are depressing at best and sketchy at worst. I have written for all of the best comedy sites and none of the bad ones, resulting in a net gain of half a ham sandwich. I also write humorous japes like "The Kenney High School 2020 Yearbook," "Twain: American Rascal," and the forthcoming "Upside Down Monkey World" under both my own name and the brand name National Lackwit. Available now on Amazon.
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The Jesus-Analog Cat, The Boring Old Biddy, and the Unsupervised Kitchen Appliance – Chapter 1
Reading Time: 8 minutes ONCE THERE WERE FOUR CHILDREN whose names were Parker, Sadie, Emmett, and Lola. This story is about something that allegedly happened to them which necessitated many years of therapy. It began when they were sent away from their home “because of the war.” Of course, this was just what they were told. The children—all except […]
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Time travel abortion? Sign some up, others say
Reading Time: 3 minutes Who doesn’t love science fictiony concepts like reproductive rights?
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You never hear any good Shinto jokes
Reading Time: 2 minutes Nothing says “wacky gigglegasm” like Shinto, Japan’s ancient nature religion. Haha, yes, since before the dawn of recorded history, the relationship between the gods (or “kami”) and humans have inspired many a jest and jape! Listen– that’s just not true. Everyone knows the funny Asian religion is Buddhism. The one with the jolly fat guy […]
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7 fresh fallacies for your favorite fundamentalist
Reading Time: 6 minutes Still relying on old standbys like ad hominem and tu quoque? Well, that’s bad and you should feel bad. The new hotness has arrived.
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Shirley Temple—Witch? Probably so, yes
Reading Time: 5 minutes Is the universal love for Shirley Temple because she was a precocious scamp with a song in her heart… or because she had weird powers, granted by Satan or a non-union equivalent?