Reading Time: 2 minutes The $100 million He Get’s Us ad campaign was meant to bring millions to Jesus Christ. Instead, it has inadvertently given the Messiah human papillomavirus — HPV. Friendly Atheist Hemant Metha reported on the He Get’s Us advertising drive. It was meant to bring people who are interested in Christianity to the Savior. Most of […]
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Sean Hannity reveals the disgusting truth about Tucker Carlson
Reading Time: 2 minutes Dominion Voting Systems’ ongoing lawsuit against FOX News reveals texts between Sean Hannity and FOX executives on how horrible a coworker Tucker Carlson actually is. FOX News is charged with spreading falsehoods about Dominion and the efficacy of its voting machines. Dominion is seeking $1.6 billion in damages. Dominion’s lawyers obtained texts between FOX’s on-air […]
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Prominent creationist Ken Ham links men’s nipples to nursing dinosaurs
Reading Time: 2 minutes The Devil’s Den, Australia – Speaking to a crowd at the Semi-Annual Meeting of Young Earth Creationists, Flat Earthers, and Crystal Coke Revivalists (YEAFECCR), noted Young Earth Creationist Ken Ham disclosed new research that shows men’s nipples were used to suckle dinosaurs. For three hours, thirty-three minutes, and fifteen seconds Ham rocked the alternative scientific […]
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Elon Musk to buy Friendster
Reading Time: 2 minutes Twitter CEO Elon Musk is planning to buy the old-school social media platform Friendster. Friendster officially closed its doors in 2018, but that seems to be part of Musk’s master plan. The Verge reported that Elon went into crisis mode when he discovered President Joe Biden’s tweet received more exposure than his on Super Bowl […]
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Christian candy heart messages
Reading Time: 2 minutes Candy hearts seem to be the right way to communicate to your Valentine’s Day sweetheart, “I thought of doing the bare minimum for you and then thought of candy hearts which somehow are even lower than the bare minimum. Enjoy this gift of trite heart-shaped sweets.” We should all remember that as soon as you […]
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Catholic Church announces makeover
Reading Time: 2 minutes The Roman Catholic Church announced yesterday that the organization will change its name to Candle as part of a major rebranding. The head of the Vatican’s marketing team, Cardinal Lampeter, delivered the news. “Polling indicated that people mostly know us as a global network of pedophile-enablers,” said Lampeter. “Unfortunately, it’s hard to move forward when all […]
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Ted Nugent shot by a white-tailed deer
Reading Time: 2 minutes Singer, songwriter, guitarist, hunter, and pro-gun activist Ted Nugent was shot by an as-of-yet-unnamed white-tailed deer who was armed with an AR-15. The incident occurred at 6:01 PM in the parking lot of the Bass Pro Shop in Waco, Texas. Mr. Nugent owns a home and a considerable plot of land in the community. Eyewitnesses […]
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What would you put in a pentagram to summon a Boomer?
Reading Time: 3 minutes Reddit user Colm-Sonny-Larry posed the question What would you put in a pentagram to summon a Boomer? on the subreddit WhitePeopleofTwitter and some of the answers are hilarious and cut to the quick. Here are a few of the answers. A good boomer? A DVD of George Carlin’s stand up A bad boomer? An autographed […]
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Conservatives blast Chick-fil-A’s new ‘woke’ sandwich
Reading Time: 3 minutes Is Chick-fil-A going woke? Conservatives this week are attacking Chick-fil-A as it is testing a new non-meat entree, the Cauliflower Christ Sandwich. The company realizes that diners are looking for healthier options and experimented with other plant-based sandwiches in the past. However, their earlier attempts did not succeed. “Customers did not like eating turnip patties,” […]
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Disney sues Marjorie Taylor Greene for impersonating Cruella de Vil
Reading Time: 2 minutes The Walt Disney Company is suing Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene for copyright infringement. The multi-media and theme park giant charges that the conservative politician knowingly infringed on their intellectual property, Cruella de Vil, and is suing for $150 million in damages. Representative Greene attended the State of the Union speech by President Joe Biden in […]