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Posted inComedy

5000 Joined. 2 Left. Now What Happens…?

Reading Time: < 1 minute Best Facebook group status ever: Two people left the group…? What will the group’s creator do now?! JT has an interesting way of putting it: I wonder if that’s anything like swallowing Jesus at communion only to throw him up fifteen minutes later. (via DisComforting Ignorance)

Posted inComedy

Ordering A Hit on Mickey

Reading Time: 2 minutes Dateline: Anaheim, CA. Your Roving Reporter, Richard Wade One of Islam’s top clerics, Sheikh Saleh al-Luhaidan has issued a salvo of fatwas, not only calling for the death of executives of television broadcasting companies in the Middle East but also a much more disturbing and potentially disastrous threat. Western-style programming often in the form of  […]

Posted inComedy, General

The Good Book, Indeed?

Reading Time: < 1 minute In case you needed another reason to pick up a Bible. This seems like just another book… Wait a minute… what’s inside…? Hmm… this must be why those people carry their Bibles everywhere… Now I know what they mean by “holy water.” Or maybe I’ll just assume the liquid inside the flask is… umm… Gatorade. […]

Posted inComedy, General

Religious Children Have Questions About Barack Obama

Reading Time: < 1 minute Landover Baptist Church is getting many, many letters from young Christians inquiring about presidential candidate Barack Obama: “Is Obama really gonna make momma get an abortion? I wanted a little brother and she promised to make one for me!” — Mark Ingram, Age 5, Home Schooled “Does every Christian family move to Canada if Obama […]

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