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InfoTwits: Elon Musk wants to buy Infowars AND Twitter

Reading Time: < 1 minute Elon Musk wants to buy Alex Jones’ company, Infowars. The embattled Jones was about to have the company declare bankruptcy when Musk made the offer to buy the company for 100,000 dogecoins ($14,000). Jones made a public statement earlier today saying he’s strongly considering the offer. Many insiders are wondering what is going on with […]

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Christo-fascists celebrate Easter

Reading Time: 2 minutes Christo-fascists around the world aren’t taking any time off as they celebrate Easter. Considered to be one of the two main recruiting holidays of the year (the other being Christmas), these authoritarians are bringing out tried and true methods with a new spin to make the rest of us a bit more miserable and stupid. […]

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BREAKING: Propeller hats giving millions windmill cancer

Reading Time: < 1 minute A new study confirms propeller hats are giving millions windmill cancer every year. The research from Miskatonic University reveals even small windmills can cause the deadly disease. Even a small propeller attached to a hat can give someone Stage Gust windmill cancer Professor Andrew Canard Once scoffed at by “experts” and “people with medical degrees,” […]

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Kirk Cameron’s new movie is ‘Die Hard in Heaven’

Reading Time: < 1 minute HOLLYWOOD – Insiders are calling Kirk Cameron’s new movie Die Hard in Heaven. The 51-year-old devout Christian is reportedly determined to tell a story that amounts to a prequel to the Bible. Director Andrew Canard heads the team. He’s directed the Christian films Persecuted Christians vs Woke Antifa as well as the classic Critical Race […]

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The Jesus-Analog Cat, The Boring Old Biddy, and the Unsupervised Kitchen Appliance – Chapter 3

Reading Time: 8 minutes Lola ran out of the junky room down the hallway, looking for her siblings. Primarily because there wasn’t anyone else to talk to. “Pay attention,” she snapped. “I’m back!” “What in God’s name are you talking about, Lola?” sneered Sadie. “You haven’t been wondering where I was? Wait, don’t answer that.” “I’ll answer that,” Parker […]