We constantly criticize conservative Christians for having all the wrong targets. They condemn feminism while letting misogyny slide. They dismiss evolution when they ought to be mad about scientific illiteracy. They defend Donald Trump while overlooking what his administration does to the families of undocumented people.
Crispian Jago compiled this amusing list of what those conservatives are offended by and what they should be offended by:

That’s just a sampling. The full list is here.
I especially like the arrow going from “rock music” to “Christian rock music.”