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It’s almost Thanksgiving, which means it’s a perfectly good time to start singing about Christmas.
Jaclyn Glenn and Eric Schwartz put together this lovely tune that I’m sure will catch on with Christians everywhere:

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Have yourself a merry little mythmas
c’mon don’t be shy
Do your part to help us propagate a lie.

Have yourself a merry little mythmas
make the Yuletide gay
If your son is please make sure he’s locked away!

Come to think of it, an atheist Christmas album might actually sell…

Hemant Mehta is the founder of, a YouTube creator, podcast co-host, and author of multiple books about atheism. He can be reached at @HemantMehta.