It’s almost Thanksgiving, which means it’s a perfectly good time to start singing about Christmas.
Jaclyn Glenn and Eric Schwartz put together this lovely tune that I’m sure will catch on with Christians everywhere:
Have yourself a merry little mythmas
c’mon don’t be shy
Do your part to help us propagate a lie.
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Have yourself a merry little mythmas
make the Yuletide gay
If your son is please make sure he’s locked away!
Come to think of it, an atheist Christmas album might actually sell…