Christian Joshua Feuerstein, whose embarrassing rant against evolution went viral earlier this year, is back with a new video in which he proves God’s existence — scientifically! — in under three minutes.
If his “logic” doesn’t sway you, I’m sure the orientation of his camera will.


In short, his arguments include:
- The First Law of Thermodynamics requires God to infuse the universe with initial energy. So… the Big Bang must be wrong.
- The rules of science wouldn’t even exist if God didn’t give our universe order to begin with.
- God is the reason for Earth’s orbit, 24-hour days, the seasons, our heartbeats, etc.
His argument boils down to a bunch of things scientists have better explanations for that Feuerstein either never learned about or chooses to ignore.
But, you know, he says it loudly while wearing a backwards cap, so I’m convinced.