Guess what? I wrote about a completely different topic for a completely different website!
So if you’re interested in what a new dad thinks would make for better, smarter baby shower gifts, my article is up at Cosmo.

And that’s a sentence I never thought I would write. (But what a neat opportunity!)
The next article I write for them, I assume, will be about different ways to cook the baby.
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